Friday, February 10, 2006

Friday double meatloaf stuffed donut


It may not get that cold in Austin, but these two don't need much excuse to snuggle up in the same bed. They think they fit perfectly in the donut-shaped bed. Who needs a cat-shaped pillow when you've got the real thing?

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Thursday, February 09, 2006

Children of the corn

Neil Shakespeare posted a bit of art starring a kitten atop some ears of corn (and scroll down the page, Blogger has rearranged the post), and I was thinking about how benign, tame and harmless corn is. Oh… the cobs make rough T.P. but good pipes, and even inedible corn is pretty and decorative.

Well, corn actually is benign, but a toxin in corn mold (and in the corn tortillas) is thought to be responsible for a large number of babies being born between 1990 and 1992 without brains. This happened down near the Texas/Mexico border. Even horses died from brain disease after eating the corn.

It’s pretty scary because they are not yet sure what caused this problem to develop, and may not ever find out.

Stuff from Hellion

Crispin Glover freaked me out last year. We went to see him appearing live at the Alamo Drafthouse when he was presenting his film “What Is It?”. I embrace the weird, and Crispin is genuinely weird. He had Q&A for the film, and presented a narrated slideshow from his art/poetry book. I enjoyed the slideshow, including the grotesqueness of it, and he is hilarious sometimes but I honestly can’t tell if it’s intentional on his part. Anyway, the movie is kind of a disjointed nightmare where hundreds of snails are killed, and people in ugly masks (and ugly people) have sex with actors with Down’s syndrome. I know… sounds like tons of fun but it left me with some disturbing images that I still carry around. He weirded me right under the table (it was the snails).

Anyway, I’ve been messing around with MySpace.com and noticed that he has a profile*, and an absolutely hilarious blog entry on Chuck Norris.
It’s a list of comments on Chuck Norris. This one begins the list:

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

*Actually, he has two; this one and his “official” one which does not have blog entries yet. This is his website.

I still embrace his weirdness, but will pass on a future re-viewing of "What Is It?"

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Keeping the balls in the air.

Yep. Back on the wheel this week. If hamsters could juggle, the analogy would be better. Don't even have time to see Tommy Emmanuel at the Cactus tonight. grr. I am a little overbooked on the old personal schedule, too much work, too little time. Trying to fix this situation so that I actually have free time. You could say I'm working on it. Groan...

I will, however, have time to watch Lost tonight, because I might as well face it, I'm addicted to Lost.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Stinky is good.

My office reeks of vinegar. At night the house does sometimes too. That's because I've been drinking apple cider vinegar and honey all week. After all the medicine and money spent at the pharmacy and doctor, nothing has really put me back on my feet after the bad chest cold I had a month ago. Apple cider vinegar and honey is an old folk remedy that is supposed to cure nearly everything you can think of.

This page covers ailments: arthritis, asthma, blood loss, colitis, coughs, diarrhea, dizziness, ear discharge, eczema, eyes (tired and sore), fatigue, food poisoning, hair loss, hayfever, headaches, hearing, heartburn, hemorrhages, hiccups, high blood pressure, insomnia, kidneys and bladder, and that's just A-K! It also helps you lose weight and helps you gain weight! Nifty!Here's another link with more info.

That's nothing though. There are whole books you can get on this miracle concoction. My mother swore that it cured her arthritis. She had been in traction, getting her head pulled up and released by a machine, and taking handfuls of pills every day -- then it magically went away after a regimen of apple cider vinegar and honey. I can't prove or disprove it, and doctors just shrug, say you're fine, and move on to the next patient. I think the high level of estrogen in the early birth control pills got rid of mine -- but again -- who knows, and who cares? It can't be proven or disproven.

Right now I'm hoping it will help clear the cobwebs out of my chest for less coughing and easier breathing. The side benefit is that people aren't likely to hang around in the office unless they've got business here (awfully busy these days), and the other benefit is that the ants in here are tickled to have the remnants of something sticky and pungent. I've washed the cup, emptied the trash and wiped everything off, but the air is still thick with vinegar. Whew!! Anything that smells this bad has to be good for you. Right?

I figure that it's powerful enough to scare off any lingering internal bugs, and besides, nothing else has helped. Anyone care to share a cup of snake oil?

Graphic from Vinegar and Honey Singing Telegrams. The title is a quote from an X-Files episode.

Monday, February 06, 2006

But can I balance my checkbook with it?


A 1950s concept of the home computer in 2004. The future just ain't what it used to be. As a matter of fact, the past ain't what it used to be either. This was shown in our company-wide meeting last week, and the boss wondered what the steering wheel was for. Good question. Gotta love the monitor too. hee hee. I think the whole machine is missing some rabbit ears though... you know... to pick up the internets.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Shallow Super Bowl report

OK, I watched almost none of the game, I hate football. I really do like some of the commercials, but only saw a couple. In the way-too-cute department is the little Budweiser Clydesdale who doesn't quite fit into the big collar yet, but even better is the plug for the show "Lost" using Robert Palmer's great old video, and changing the lyrics to "might as well face it, you're addicted to Lost". Woohoo! Loved it! And, I would like to add the guilty pleasure of watching the Stones. I still think that Mick is hot, no matter how old he gets, and Keith really is the coolest rocker in the world.

One Dawg Night

We went to the David Grisman/Greencards show at the Paramount on Saturday. The 'Cards sounded just great!! I am flipped over the new song "Mucky the Duck". They were an opening act so the set was very short, too short. We went backstage after their set, but the guys were really very busy. They were whizzing back and forth, taking care of various business, so we didn't get to chat much more than "Hi, how are you, I'll be back, I've got to go [somewhere and do something]". So I felt lots of remorse for not being able to attend the Gruene Hall show the night before.

We watched most of the Grisman show from the wings of the stage at the Paramount (thinking the 'Cards might come back and hang a bit), so that is probably going to remain a unique experience for awhile. You cannot even really see or hear the audience at all, and the performers just have stage amplification, so it's kind of like they are in your living room playing -- if your living room is really huge and the band is facing to the side.

I watched some stuff from the wings once before at Kerrville, but that was completely different. People back there were enjoying themselves, hooting, applauding, and socializing behind the stage. This was very different, it was mostly security (and that's important I will concede) and was a very tight ship, hardly any applause form wing-watchers, and they cleared us out right before the end of the show. The 'Cards must have left by then, I'm not sure, and I'm not seeing another Austin show for them on the schedule until the ACL Festival. Can this be??
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David Grisman is a legendary mandolin player who is the father of a style of playing called Dawg Music. It isn't bluegrass. I am not that schooled in Dawg Music, but my impressions of it are that it's a combo of Jerry Garcia (who he used to play with under the name Grateful Dawg), Brazil samba, and Django. He is awfully good, but for my tastes I prefer The Greencards' Kym Warner on mandolin. Really and truly.

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Saturday, February 04, 2006

Fur still makes me sick.


It is unbelievable to me that this crap is still going on. Business still has free reign, and even though most Canadians apparently oppose this, it will go on as long as people want the products. From the Humane Society:
Seal hunting is an off-season activity conducted by fishers from Canada's East Coast. They earn a small fraction of their incomes from sealing—primarily from the sale of seal pelts to European fashion markets. But the vast majority of the sealers' incomes are from commercial fisheries. Canadian seafood exports to the United States contribute $3 billion annually to the Canadian economy—dwarfing the few million dollars provided by the seal hunt. The connection between the commercial fishing industry and the seal hunt in Canada gives consumers all over the world the power to end this cruel and brutal slaughter.

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Friday, February 03, 2006

Friday Lucky Cat


Some people think that black cats are bad luck, and sometimes black cats just HAVE bad luck. Jax here has had plenty of that, but he's very aware that his luck has changed for the better in the last couple of years since he was rescued.

Maybe that's why he's trying to look like Maneki Neko, the Japanese "Lucky Cat". I think he's doing a good job. What do you think?

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Thursday, February 02, 2006

Forward this to 1000 of your closest friends

A friend of mine sends me a lot of religious spam. She's not a close friend and doesn't know I'm an atheist and a left-winger, so I usually delete it and forget it. This time I returned it to her with a link where she could find out the truth about it. Here is the text of the email:
This is a personal issue. I have been burned doing this sort of thing before so I am not prone to do this sort or thing for just ANY reason, but I am compelled to act on THIS one!! I do realize the signifigance of the quiet protest that these types of emails are now starting to represent. I have sent this to a cherished you few friends who may realize the gravity of this situation. If used for the correct reason this type of emails have an overwhelming impact, points are driven home and the victory can be won. Send it if you'd care to help.

Please Sign this, if you don't wish to participate, return this to the person who sent it to you so they can at least keep this going or forward it to some one you think will wish to participate. Dr. Dobson is going on CNBC to urge every Christian to get involved. I hope you will think about signing this and forwarding to all your family and friends. Dr. James Dobson, with Focus on the Family, pleads for our action. An organization has been granted a Federal Hearing on the same subject by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) in Washington, DC. Their petition, Number 2493, would ultimately pave the way to stop the reading of the gospel of our Lord and Savior, on the airwaves of America. They got 287,000 signatures to back their stand! If this attempt is successful, all Sunday worship services being broadcast on the radio or by television will be stopped. This group is also campaigning to remove all Christmas programs and Christmas carols from public schools! You as a Christian can help! We are praying for at least 1 million signatures. This would defeat their effort and show that there are many Christians alive, well and concerned about our country. As Christians, we must unite on this. Please don't take this lightly. We ignored one lady once and lost prayer in our schools and in offices across the nation. Please stand up for your religious freedom and let your voice be heard. Together we can make a difference in our country while creating an opportunity for the lost to know the Lord.. Please press "forward," CLEAN UP THE MESSAGE, and forward this to everyone you think should read this.
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Please defeat this organization and keep the right of our freedom of religion.
When you get to 1000 please e-mail back to: Lisa Norman at electric_yello@hotmail.com

It was sent to me with 759 signatures in it.

I usually check out this kind of stuff just to see what it’s about, who is doing it, etc. Here’s the real scoop on it. Dobson’s website (Focus on the Family) denounces this as a hoax, and encourages everyone to stay far away from it, and to by no means forward this stuff around. There is even an audio file where he says the same kind of thing with even stronger emphasis. Dodson is just suffering a backlash from one of the things that elevates him to where he is: his followers are sheeple, people who are likely to believe whatever they hear or read if they think it came from a "godly" source, and of course they do what they’re told because God'll get 'em if they don't.
Petition 2493: Still a Fake
The furor about a fictional petition to stop all religious broadcasting is still going strong — and now Dr. James Dobson is being pulled into the fray.

The Religious Right seems to have guerilla factions that start these hoaxes that are eventually sent to millions of people. They want to whip up the fear and paranoia factors in sheeple who already think the end times are here. All I can say is, even if you are a "believer", it's a good idea to understand why you believe something.

It's ironic that some of their fears are the same as mine but for the opposite reason. It's the fear that freedom of religion is being taken away by the government or by certain organizations. They are worried about the FCC and ACLU while I'm worried about the President and Congress. They think there's a war on Christmas and Christianity. I'm worried about a Fascist State forcing a State Religion down my throat.

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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

That's so Austin!

What a great show at Antone's! I'll tell you what. This was one of those shows that you will only see in Austin. We are still jazzed. Double Trouble (Tommy Shannon and Chris Layton) was Stevie Ray Vaughan's rhythm section. Double Trouble always has those two in it, although they have been part of other bands together (Arc Angels, Storyville). Malford Milligan sings with them, Riley Osborne plays keyboards, and Mike Keller has been playing guitar with them for awhile. They have plenty of guests performing with them, and they now have a regular Tuesday night gig at Antone's. I think that Double Trouble is almost more of a genre of their own (call it Austin Blues if you want) than a discrete band.

Last night they had the great Eric Johnson as guest and it was just a phenomenal show. Their set alone and their set with him was packed with powerful cover material, and everybody just seemed to be having a fun time playing some classics. He played just a killer How Many More Times?, Crossroads, and Politician handing-off to Mike Keller for some great jams. Eric was really channeling the Cream Clapton. There was an original Eric song Once a Part of Me that is on his Live and Beyond record, also with Malford singing, so that was pretty special to see.

It was really fun afterwards. I have gotten acquainted with several musicians (including Eric), and was happy to see Van Wilks in attendance (that was expected since he and EJ go way back), and also Alex Ruiz and Mark del Castillo from the band Del Castillo -- one of my other favorite bands. That was not expected but I'm not surprised that they are fans of EJs or just wanted to come out to a great show. Also it was nice to see my other music-crazed friends.

Eric Johnson
Double Trouble
Mike Keller
Van Wilks
Del Castillo

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Making the homeland safe for dead pigs.

Did you know that you can be arrested in America for writing down the license number of a car?

Caitlin Childs was picketing against meat-eating in front of a Honey Baked Ham store in Atlanta. Pro-vegetarian groups are among those targeted for surveillance by Homeland Security. She wrote down the license number of the man who had been photographing her and the other protesters. The car and its license plate were in full view of the public.

The article brings up several points about groups and events being targeted, and according to the Georgia ACLU, not one pro-war group has ever been under surveillance. Not one.

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