...and waking up in a strange place. What the hell happened and how did we get here, people?{photo: Museum of the Weird, 6th Street, Austin}
...and waking up in a strange place. What the hell happened and how did we get here, people?
1. Eat Vegetarian a Few Nights a WeekWe eat vegetarian every night. No help here.
Savings: $210 per year. (Replace 1 pound of sirloin [$5.99] with a 14-ounce block of tofu [$1.96] once a week for a year.)
2. Minimize Waste25%?? We throw out almost nothing, except the broccoli stalks that MrB won't eat. And those are made into compost along with coffee grounds and empty toilet paper rolls.
According to the Environmental Protection Agency, Americans throw out more than 25 percent of the food we prepare.
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Savings: $590 per year. (Estimated value of the food an average American household of four wastes in a year.)
3. Plug in the Slow CookerTheir reasoning is that the crock pot lets you use cheaper meat because of the stewing process. N/A, no help.
Savings: $78 per year. (Replace 1 pound of boneless, skinless chicken breast [$4.99] with 1 pound boneless, skinless chicken thighs [$3.49] once a week for a year.
4. Discover Great Ways to Use Canned FishCanned fish is cat food. N/A again.
Savings: $224 per year. (Replace 1 pound of fresh tuna [$7.99] with 1 pound of canned tuna [$3.68] once a week for a year.)
5. Don't Order a Pizza. Make One at HomeOK, this one is debatable. The last time I created a pizza myself, it cost more than ordering it, but it was such a long time ago that there was meat on it. Any thoughts? Cheaper or not?
Savings: $520 per year. (Make pizza once a week instead of ordering.)
6. Pack a LunchNow they're talking! We always pack lunches and it does save a bundle - as promised. I guess this one and #5 both have enjoyment factors to consider. Do you enjoy cooking enough to make pizza from scratch and then clean up the mess?
Savings: $1,375 per year. (Replace an $8.50 lunch with a $3 lunch from home 5 days a week, 50 weeks a year.)

Her 1952 hit recording, "It Wasn't God Who Made Honky Tonk Angels", made her the first female country singer to top the U.S. country charts, and turned her into the first female country star.Kitty's still with us and is 91 now. I was raised on her music and still have a couple of old 45s, including this song:

Martin looks mean here, but he is totally sweet. He has a black brother who is very people-shy and comes over only to poop in the yard but not for rubbins, and he is perfectly welcome to come over for any reason at all. Speaking of a mean eyed cat, we went to the Mean Eyed Cat bar tonight (which is the greatest-looking place you ever saw but is being engulfed by the surrounding stifling yuppification), we were going to see the Texas Sapphires*, but they had to cancel because the bar didn't renew its live music license. Not sure what the deal is there, but they need to fix that detail.

"Few people know it and he does everything to hide it but it is true: Homer J. Simpson is Catholic"
"'The Simpsons' remain among the few programs for children in which the Christian faith, religion and the question of God are recurring themes," it said. "The family recites prayers together before meals and, in its own way, believes in heaven."
This might be as good as it gets for you, and you better get right with it, right now.
