It's hard to think of anything more fun...

...than hunting quail with Dick Cheney... unless he happens to shoot you. Link.

Hell, the thrill of blowing birds to bits is worth occasionally getting peppered with shotgun pellets yourself according to the ranch owner. I paraphrased that. ;-). But imagine the thrill of carrying a faceful of scars put there by Cheney himself! Ohhhh. Now that's a trophy to display proudly. snort.