- [From non-Alaskans] "Where do all you people go in Winter?"
- [On board cruise ship] "What time is the Midnight Buffet?"
- "How old does a Caribou have to be before it becomes a Moose?"
- [in gift shop] "Do you take American money?"
- [in the street, upon viewing an obviously Hispanic lady with her infant in one of those backpack baby carriers] "Oh look - an Eskimo squaw with her little papoose!"
- [asked in July]" What time do the Northern Lights come on?
- "Let's go to the post office and get some Alaskan stamps."
- [ferry passengers, several times!] "Which side of the boat do the whales come up on?"
- A Juneau cabbie tells me a woman passenger asked him if they turn the waterfall off at night.
- [on boat tour to seabird rookeries]"What's that white stuff all over the rocks?"
- [at Denali National Park]"Where do they take the animals when the Park closes for winter?"
- "What flowers bloom here in the winter?"
- "If it's dark all the time in the winter how do the kids find their way to school and back?"
- "Are there still mammoths around?"
- "Who mows the tundra at McKinley?"
- "What do you mean, you fight forest fires? It's all snow and glaciers!"
- Someone actually thought they were someplace southeast of California, because that's where their Rand McNally atlas showed Alaska on the United States map.
- A friend who lived in Alaska once told me of a tourist who met a black tour guide in Anchorage, and had to have her picture taken with him, because she thought he was a "Black Eskimo".
- [At Portage Glacier Lake] "How do you suppose they get all that ice in there?"
- "Is there electricity in Alaska?"
- [Exchange overheard between 2 tourists on a tour bus] "Is that a bear?" "No, that's a rock." "No, it must be a bear. It’s too big to be a rock."
- Tourist asked an Indian tour guide "How long have you been an Indian?"
- [Passenger on ferry] I know the tide goes in and out, but here it's going up and down!
- [to travel agent] "Will the glaciers still be out in September?"
- "When does the tour to the top of Mt. McKinley leave?"
- A reporter from the Lower 48 asked about the Talkeetna Moose Dropping Festival: "Just how high do they drop the moose from anyway?"
That last one might be my favorite!
If you like those, there are over 50 of them here.
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