Monday, November 06, 2006

All aboard for hell with a non-stop ticket

Governor Goodhair declares that the Bible has no errors and all non-christians are going to hell. Well, par for the course for him. It's what we would expect him to say. [sigh] Can we get this damned election over with so I don't have to hear his ads anymore?

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5 comments:

Undeniable Liberal said...

Don't forget, if the Dems win, black men are going to rape you and homos will be passing out abortion pills in the schools.

niCk (Mem Beth) said...

Well, he does have good hair. I mean really awesome hair. it's so perfect. How can you go wrong voting for someone with perfect hair? ;>)

The Bible has no errors? LOL. Is he a comedian, also?

HillCountryGal said...

OMG, he can so bite me!!!
Don't you just love Molly Ivins' name for him? The Coiffure. Bwahahahahahaha

Blueberry said...

We already have an ACTUAL comedian in the governor's race: Kinky Friedman. I really don't care for his racist jokes though, not too funny.

Nothing will stop Perry. Bell (the Dem) actually got in hitting distance but with so many candidates in the race it just means Perry will win with probably 38% of the vote or something like that. It will be a plurality, not a majority. Anyway no suspense for me in this one.

pissed off patricia said...

I thought kinky might be kinda fun until I watched the debate and heard the terms he used. I really feel sorry for you guys. The dem seemed your best deal but the present gov and the older lady were out of it. She needs to calm down and relax. She made me nervous just watching her.