Just for you, honey

My husband has declared a moratorium on the use of these words and phrases:

24/7

Baby bump

Just getting a little charge out of annoying him... heh heh... having one of those days...

Why is it that the beautiful movie stars just get a "bump"? I guess that's all you guess when you are a size 2. I've got a full-grown bump without even a baby in it. 24/7. Also, do the fathers develop a "sympathy bump"?