|You Are Guinness|
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around.
I really do like beers with a lot of taste, stout or amber, drawing the line somewhere this side of triple-bock. I can't remember the last time I actually got drunk. I don't let that happen, I hate being out of control and disgusting (I spent quite a few of my younger days being out of control and disgusting, so I straightened up and just drink maybe one a day... or two... three is not recommended)
I'm not really a know-it-all, even when tipsy. I know a little about a lot of things, a lot about a few things, and am the first to admit it when I don't know something, or that I was wrong about something. I hate it when people pretend to know more than they do.