Wednesday, May 18, 2011

An idea whose time has come


God's clock (in Roman numerals? Really?) says that there is some cash to be made.


If you believe you're about to be Raptured, what about your fur-babies? You MUST care enough about them enough to make sure that they will be well cared-for by some nice folks who will be staying behind (atheists, you know... damned and all...). Right?
Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable.
For $135.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $20.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends.

Photo taken on South First St. is of painting tied to streetlight pole with an electrical cord. It does not increase the efficiency of the pedestrian-crossing button that it's attached to.

5 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hurry! Sign up now! Saturday will be too late!

Connie, Orlando said...

It would be interesting to know just how people have signed up. Stupid is stupid - period. Just how much care will $135 pay for? And an additional $20 per pet? Vet bills, food, etc. Granted this is a scam, but anyone who falls for it deserves to be fleeced.

Connie, Orlando said...

Oops! Proofreading is a good idea. I meant to say "...know just how MANY people".

Blueberry said...

Agreed it's a scam and the customers deserve fleecing, but no more a scam than the charismatic preachers who take money to pray for you. In their defense, they do donate a portion of their ad revenue to charity.

brightestblue said...

So sad. The people running this place and the people who send their animals there. Their pets must be so confused: "What the hell is my crazy owner doing now?" ;)