Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Astronut

Move over Nick Nolte and Glen Campbell! Nice mug shot! How do you like this scandal? I hope someone is writing this stuff down for the plot of an upcoming made-for-TV movie. A married, mother of 3 hops in the car in Houston headed for Orlando -- wearing a diaper so that she won't have to stop for a potty break on the 900 mile drive -- (so, OK, I know now that astronauts wear diapers while on their missions, how's that for TMI?) then stalks this woman while wearing a wig and trenchcoat, chases her down and pepper-sprays her through her car window! She was also equipped with a BB gun, steel mallet, knife, rubber tubing, and large plastic garbage bags. (What? No duct tape and velcro? I thought those were astronaut staples.) She claimed that she just wanted to talk to the woman.

Amazing how "love" can turn a perfectly intelligent person into a raving lunatic. What a long fall...

Links: [Yahoo!] [CNN]

1 comment:

Michael Bains said...

Maybe, once she's out of prison, she can try out for Survivor.

I think she's got what it takes, eh.

[/snark]

I'm actually glad I'm single...