Tuesday, October 12, 2010

My work retreat was merely boring

HuffPo Quick Read: "Attorney Steven Eggleston was suspicious when his boss pressed him to attend a weekend male retreat, but refused to tell him what would be happening there, saying participants were sworn to secrecy.

So he did a Google search and found out why.

Men would be holding hands and walking naked, blindfolded, through a forest. Then they would sit nude in groups of 30 to 50, passing around a wooden dildo and giving lurid details of their sexual history. Eggleston said he found out that the men will grab each other's penises if they wish."

Whole article: What Do You Say to a Naked Lawyer? Here's a Suit.

He says that the retreat was optional, but not attending caused the firm to stop paying him.

3 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

What do you say to a naked lawyer? Where are your briefs?

Blueberry said...

Show us your subpenis.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Ooooooooo, that's good! Hahahahaha!