BUGWUMP, N.J. - "Marital strife among bugs has reached a peak"
Oh! I love these guys! I used to say that working for the Weekly World News was my dream job! Coming up with crazy crap and photoshopping fun stuff! Then somebody anthraxed them after 9-11. Now who would do that to a bunch of people who just provide us with a few giggles? Sorry-assed creep! Did they ever really solve that one? Last I heard it was thought to be domestic terrorism, but I don't know how it turned out. I seriously doubt that Iraq had anything to do with it though... you know?