Begging for captions

I ran across a great gallery of campaign trail photos over at the Chicago Tribune. There are nearly a hundred pro shots including plenty of really funny ones. How about some captions?

1) I'm going to -HUCK- you up. (SNL ref)

2) Look! The candidates are getting along! At least their wax replicas are. (note: those really are wax dummies)

3) Here's why you don't really want homemade signs at your photo ops. This one could be called "Mac and Cheese"?

4) Got any change in your pocket?

5) Barack Attack!

OK, your turn.