Thursday, February 07, 2008

I {Heart} Despair

Don't you love Despair.com? Those folks that do the spoofs if those damned motivational posters that companies post in the office to make you work harder? For Valentine's Day they come out with Bittersweets, little hearts that say what you might actually be thinking. There are sets of the snarky candies available:
"Dejected" sayings include:

I MISS MY EX | PEAKED AT 17 | MAIL ORDER | TABLE FOR 1
I CRY ON Q | U C MY BLOG? | LOSS LEADER | A FINE WHINE
MOMMY ISSUES | DIGNITY FREE | DORK MAGNET | PURE NAUSEA
WE HAD PLANS | MAIL ORDER | SETTLE 4LESS | I'M HOT INSIDE

"Dysfunctional" sayings include:

ANNULMENT | I BEEN CREEPIN | HE CAN LISTEN | GAME ON TV
CALL A 900# | P.S. I LUV ME | DO MY DISHES | BOOTY INFL8N
PAROLE IS UP! | AWFUL INLAWS | SUB PRIME | I WANT HALF
RETURN 2 PIT | NO FIX 4 DUMB | RATHER DRINK | MUTUAL DISGUST

"Dumped" sayings include:

I GOT SOBER | HE FIT U FAT | U LEFT SEATUP | USED U 4 FUN
JUST A FRIEND | BACK 2 KENNEL | DORKA PHOBIC
U HAVE A BLOG | RUSSIAN BRIDE | CELEB8 THX2U
DOG IS CUTER | TRADIN YOU IN | FORGET WE MET
KISS A FROG | SHE IS 22! | HE HAS A JOB

4 comments:

niCk (Mem Beth) said...

Dumped Saying: "U HAVE A BLOG"

Is that why I can't keep a girlfriend?

The are great, and more real (and funny) then the endearing candy hearts.

Blueberry said...

How about "DOG IS CUTER"? Dogs and cats seem to trump us big apes when it comes to appeal. I think these are funny, and even better -- you can actually buy them. They are a good tester for a sense of humor.

Nava said...

Loved their disclaimer:

"Supplies are limited. But the pain that accompanies them may not be."

Undeniable Liberal said...

Tooooo funny! I am saving this link for a heart day post, with proper linky lovin' of course.