Thursday, March 09, 2006


Good gawdamighty!!! Christmas generally starts hitting you hard right after Halloween, but it's not even St. Patrick's Day yet, and this arrives today in our company e-mail:
Happy Holidays!!

Even though it is only March, please keep Tuesday, December 5th open, for the __________ Holiday Dinner Party. Because it was so much fun last year, the dinner will again be held at the ____________ Restaurant. Please mark your calendar and save the date.

More information will be coming in the months ahead.

We look forward to seeing you on December 5.


Neil Shakespeare said...

Well, just send the R.S.V.P. back with a little note: "Sorry, cannot attend. Armagaeddon has been scheduled for the 4th. If I were you I wouldn't bother with the pot luck."

Blueberry said...

Either that, or "Hell is scheduled to freeze over on the 3rd, so I will be there with jingle bells on". heh heh.

Wonder if there's a prize for getting in the earliest "Happy Holidays" greeting of the year? Maybe it was done on a dare. If it was, I would excuse it.