Good gawdamighty!!! Christmas generally starts hitting you hard right after Halloween, but it's not even St. Patrick's Day yet, and this arrives today in our company e-mail:
Happy Holidays!!
Even though it is only March, please keep Tuesday, December 5th open, for the __________ Holiday Dinner Party. Because it was so much fun last year, the dinner will again be held at the ____________ Restaurant. Please mark your calendar and save the date.
More information will be coming in the months ahead.
We look forward to seeing you on December 5.
2 comments:
Well, just send the R.S.V.P. back with a little note: "Sorry, cannot attend. Armagaeddon has been scheduled for the 4th. If I were you I wouldn't bother with the pot luck."
Either that, or "Hell is scheduled to freeze over on the 3rd, so I will be there with jingle bells on". heh heh.
Wonder if there's a prize for getting in the earliest "Happy Holidays" greeting of the year? Maybe it was done on a dare. If it was, I would excuse it.
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