There's a rumor going around that the TSA's scanner can be blocked by a pancake... which you would presumably place over whatever it is you are wanting to hide. Colbert had a really hilarious bit on it.
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What I want to know is... who thought this up and how did they discover it?
Maybe they were inspired by Dan Lacey, Painter of Pancakes. That's his website (and there are some examples in the widget below) and it's worth searching through his links and galleries because this is some of the craziest crap you can find anywhere. He spares no one.
Shall we consult with Master Pancake?