You could wash your hands with this. Literally! It's soap! Not only that, it's cappucino-scented, and you can buy it right here! The website offers it up as a great little stocking-stuffer, and you can even have it delivered by an elf. (I might be interested in that if the elf was Legolas... and he gets to stuff the stockings too) (Just teasing Mr. B, who will try to convince me that elves smell bad)
Nope. It's Soap.