Sunday, May 20, 2007

Search terms of endearment

I've got this new counter installed here that lets me look at statistics, like search terms that brought people here. Very entertaining for someone like me is easily amused. Sometimes your search terms will land you in a very different place than you were probably hoping to be. For example, someone searching for "cute nipple blogs" found this. I would not personally have been disappointed.

"29 boys in the shower" brought someone to this post. "I need a picture of jesus that no one has seen before" also led to that one... not surprising in that case. (29 boys in the shower? Is this a phenomenon I've never heard about, like clowns in a Volkswagen Beetle?)

Some other things that people were seeking that landed on my archive pages for some reason:

"bounty hunter font issues"
Bounty hunters have font issues? I have font issues but didn't know that bounty hunters had them.

"dan blocker mural in dekalb texas"
Dan Blocker has a mural in DeKalb?

"myspace fart graphic"
Farts have a MySpace page? Well, if it's good enough for Beergas and John McCain...

"looking for condoms that are for lease in dallas, tx"
Uhh... I hope you mean "condos".


beepbeepitsme said...

The site meters which allow you to peek at the search criteria are always entertaining.

This search "babel babel bitch bitch marilyn manson lyrics" lead someone to my blog. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

I'd be proud if "bitch" led somebody to me. Maybe not so proud of marilyn.

Are comments turned off for your Austin music post?

Mando Mama said...

LOL! Those are great.

I love looking at the reasons folks come by my blog, although lately it's mostly been logical reasons, like lyrics or tabs for this or that. But, on occasion, something really weird pops up. I should keep track of those.